Molly
-a very beautiful girl, also thought of as perfect, very athletic, and fun to be around, she is smart, and is loved by many, she has low-self confidence, but doesn't realize that people think very highly of her, she is amazing in every way, and has a bitch for a sister (i dont have a bitch for a sister lol)
-An intelligent and articulate girl. Molly's are known to be over-achievers who often harbor kinky bedroom habits.
Moll
-Slang word from Gangland-era America that meant an attractive young woman. It was often used to describe a "gangster"'s love interest.
Catherine
-An amazing individual who beasts at everything. She takes crap from no one and makes people laugh like there's no fucking tomorrow. Sweet most of the time but will shut a bitch up quick. Shes athletic and loves music.. and shes a sexy piece of ass as well.
-a girl who never gives up hope never lets out how she feels and keeps it all locked up inside she tries to laugh but life isnt a joke.shes pretty wonderful
Cat
-a cool muscian, usually a jazzer who can play extremely well.
Blyth-Olson (hmm.. lets see if this works.)
nope. didnt work so imma split my last name up.
Blyth
-A rare specimen of homo sapiens, found only in Minnesota (and New York soon). Valued for her amazing awesomeness and really, really, ridiculous good looks. Often found in the company of other really cool people
Olson
"Olson" is the name from one of the several hot-tempered family lines from North America. With ancestory ranging from scandanavia to polish, the early original angry families such as the "Olson"s migrated to North America like so many other new-world pioneers. North America's weather was and still is a tough bitch to deal with, which is what make the angry families a unique part of North American heritage.
You'll know you are an Olson WHEN..
-Either first, middle, or last name is Olson.
-You live on a farm in Canada.
-You seem to be extremely angry and exciteable.
-Every male in your family is also angry and exciteable.
Above rednecks, yet below high-class, knowing someone from such a lineage is an honor. Although some Olsons have learned to control their explosive reactions, the fact remains that you can still provoke one into an incredible frenzy of old-fashioned swearing, insulting, and fighting.
Just remember that not ALL Olsons are like this, and that there would be evidence needed to prove an "Olson" (haha thats amazingly perfect! dsescribes my dad to a T! except for the canadian farm.. but we did live on a farm! lol)
cookies to all of those who read this
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