R U L E S:

- Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
- Post the first definition it gives you.
- Tag 3 people.



oo1) Your name:

-molly

Pure form of MDMA (ecstasy), usually a free powder or in capsules. Oftentimes MDA is sold as molly. Should be white in color (when it's pure) but is more often beige or yellow-brown, and sometimes brown or rarely gray.

Me and my girl chopped a 1/2 gram of molly into 4 lines last night and we each inhaled one. rolled balls for 5 hours straight. pure love and cuddles all the way.

-oh wow..... never saw that one coming....
I like the definitions for molly that ISNT about drugs... go look them up XD

oo2) Your age:

-17

The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park

Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."

-.....no comment....

oo3) One of your friends:

-sarah zimmerman

A quiet, sensitive girl. Loves animals and loves to be with people. Not selfish and thinks of others constintly. doesnt always revolve her life around guys, and thinks education is more important.

man, i wish i was a sarah like you!

-that is the complete OPPOSITE of sarah lol....

oo4) What should you be doing right now?

-sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

-....no comment....again...

oo5) Favorite color:

-blye-gray (had to search for just blue)

The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.

"i got the monday blues"

-haha, so true...

oo6) Birthplace:

-kendalville (didnt have it, so I searched fort wayne)

The 2nd biggest city in Indiana. Now has a population of around 250,000 with the addition of all the rich people who lived outside of the city. Has a sucky downtown area, but it has many great shopping centers all over the place.

Dude, some genious made the first tv in Fort Wayne.

-haha yah... fort wayne sucks...

oo7) Month of your birth:

-october

NUDY MAGAZINE DAY!

- what day is it?

- ...october...


-people are stupid. really, really stupid.

oo8) Last person you talked to?

-brooke

To masturbate or pleasure yourself.

From OTH, Rachel caught Brooke pleasuring herself, and told everyone that she was brooking herself

-......wow.

oo9) One of your nicknames:

-mol (pronounced like mall lol...)

a better, naughtier and more perverted version of lol(laugh out loud).

mol means to "moan out loud".
mol-moan out loud
rofm-rolling on the floor moaning
mmao-moan my ass off
mmmfao-moan my mother f***ing ass off

-HAHA!!! I gotta remember that... thats funny

o1o) Favorite number:

-23 (its really 17, but I already used that one lol...)

The greatest number of all time.

Reasons why: It is...

1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."
10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
20. the number of the Illuminati.
21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).
Michael Jordan IS number 23. Be like Mike.

-wow... thats creepy... look up other wierd things having to do with 23... its pretty cool...